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THE PENTAGARCHY
The Tsar (Hazusfar Zar).
Born Feb 1978, London, UK. eldest son of eldest son of Tsar Nicholas II. Sergey Nicholayevich escaped first to Turkey (1917), where he married Khadija (1923), who remained with him for the rest of his life. He then moved to Algeria (1934), where his 3 sons were born (1937, 1939). During WWII (1939-1945), he moved to London (1940) to escape the German invasion, where his only daughter was born, as well as all his grandsons.
While in Turkey, he changed his name to Vanyeva, a Cyrillic coruption of his wife's name, Wainullah. (Incidentally, his brother-in-law, Kelkar al-Wainullah, moved to India, where his son Abdullah Wainullah was born. Abdullah later moved to Bahrain, where Abdul was born, and then on to London.) This became Waine once in Britain.
Krystof (or Chris, as he was born), reverted to his Russian form upon learning of his connection to the Tsars, and is a founder of the Trigarchy, recently extended to a Pentagarchy.
Famarin Langlinos.
Bin knowly Rob is the current in a long line of heretics stretching back to before the time of the Prophet (pbuh). His forefathers were smote by the masses, and he still has the small (geddit?) problem of being a foot shorter than everyone around him.
Rob CCCLXVII himself was born, as were his forefathers, in the ancient Dales of Evans, before he moved to the London area to mingle with the heretic tribe of Wells. He has since been added to the Pentagarchy to make up the numbers, but is widely regarded as the "Weakest Link".
He continues to sin frequently (Ave Halse in preparation) in supporting Liverpool, being from Wales, usw, usw.
Other than that, he's an alright guy.
St Hu (Yugo Sankt).
St Hu, or Yugo Sankt (a.k.a Hugo Ily'ch Fagandinov) was conceived, written and born in the small Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod. He was exiled to Siberia aged three for stealing a pig. However, during his served time, he incited insurrection and revolution in the barren tundra, and proclaimed himself King Penguin. However, the rebelling masses were quelled, and he was transferred to a lunatic asylum in Volgograd. Aged eight, Fagandinov fled to Britain and started a new life. Despite preaching about the positive effects of Communism, and running in the 1998 general election as 'Citizen Fagin' (a mark of respect to Lenin and Stalin), the British Communist Party's (CPGB) only candidate, he grew to appreciate the society which had become his home. Nowadays, he spends most of his time writing short stories under the pseudonym of Rasputin, and drinking vodka. (Not to mention banging lots of things). The High Priest of Halsey received a divine message from the Prophet (pbuh) himself sometime around Halseymus 2002, after which, Yugo was canonised.
Karru Ekrran.
This remarkable man began his life in a small rural village in southern England. He was then ripped from his peaceful life and thrown into one of the most backward and violent cities in the world; yes, Tokyo Here, at the age of three, he was left to fend for himself. He lived of tempora and sushi which had been discarded into the gutter, and made money by selling locks of his blonde hair, a rarity in Nippon. From this money he bought for himself a middle verb. He worked his verb hard and eventually made enough money for himself to move himself back to England. However, his once peaceful village had become a hive of crime and squallor. He lived with a family in a tiny cottage by the railway line, and then went to school. It was a treacherous school for him, but he used his middle verb to get people on his side for himself. He made additional money through ransoming people. From here he moved onto Hull, one of the three great English universities. He studied verbal linguistics, and cultivated his middle verb into an optative. From here he purposefully claused his way up the rungs of the ladder of society, and met those other members of the Pentagarchy. At 19, he is the youngest Pentagarch in Ilshklandia. In 2003 he was awarded the epithet of wise by the High Priest of Halsey for services to Optatives.
Une Epaks
Born in Bahrain to an Indian mother, a direct descendant of Mohatma Gandhi (a.k.a. Ma knowly Mohatwise the peaceful), and a Turkish father, Abdul ibn-Abdullah al-Wainullah (Une Epaks) is a direct relative of the Tsar.
He has specialised in disguise and can pass as a native in 39 countries across 5 continents, and has been ordained in 3 of the worlds major religions, Christianity, Islam and Hinduism. The High Priest of Halsey recently declared him an Advocate of Peace.
Ab the peaceful has long campaigned for equality, and was the pioneer of the Trigarchy extension of 2002, and is now a prominent diplomat within the Pentagarchy, often the voice of reason.