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ABDUL'S PARADISE
ABDUL IS CURRENTLY INDISPOSED IN PARADISE. THOSE POOR DONKEYS
AND SO, MY FURRY FRIENDS WE COME TO THE QUESTION OF DISARMING THUMI. THIS CRAZY PERVERTED LUNATIC HAS BEEN WANDERING OUR STREETS FOR TOO LONG WITH HIS ORGANS AND OTHER BITS OF MASS DESTRUCTION (OR DISTRACTION - Ed).
TODAY WE WILL LOOK AT A HISTORY OF THUMI'S NONSENSICAL AND PERVERTED ACTIONS. WE WILL OBSERVE AND TRY AND PASS JUDGEMENT ON WHETHER HE WAS A GOOD OR A BAD KING. AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW, THUMI WAS INDEED A KING AT ONE POINT IN HIS LIFE - BEFORE HE BECAME A SEX CRAZED LUNATIC.
SO WE EVALUATE, AND ASK OURSELVES:
WAS THUMILAN I A GOOD OR A BAD KING?
Good King |
Bad King |
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Looks at thongs |
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Wild parties |
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Smokes |
No taxes |
Spreads rumours |
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Pimps America |
And so we see my people, that Thumilan was indeed a bad king.
abdul