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  1. Belgium Doesn't Exist: L.Zapatopi
  2. Clinton Prepares to Drop "Da Bomb" on Iraq: The Onion Team.
  3. Congress Approves $4billion for Bread, Circuses: The Onion Team.
  4. Kim Jong Il Unfolds into Giant Robot: The Onion Team
  5. UN Orders Wonka to Submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections: The Onion Team
  6. UN Ambassador to Bulungi Suspected of Making Country Up: The Onion Team
  7. Sexual Tension between Sharon, Arafat, reaches breaking point: The Onion Team

The Onion Team is:
Writers: Rich Dahm, Joe Garden, Todd Hanson, Tim Harrod, Chris Karwowski, John Krewson, Maria Schneider
Pictures: Mike Loew, Chad Nackers
Editors: Robert Siegel, Carol Kolb

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