THE WANKER PARTY

The Wanker Party is a political party owned by us, and run for you. The board are not wankers, and nor are you. However, on your recommendations, the board elects the parliamentary committee. Nominate a wanker/politician for a position on:

wanker.party@pigbay.freewebspace.com

You can also nominate Wankers on the Pig Bay message board.

THE BOARD:

Chairman: Anup Kelkar.
General Secretary: Chris Waine.

Clerk to the Chairman: Robin Evans.
Clerk to the General Secretary: Stephen Gardner.
Clerk to the Parliamentary Committee: Hugo Fagandini.

THE PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE (nominees):

First Wanker: George W. Bush, Anthony Blair, Johnathan Prescott, TJ.
Second Wanker: Anthony Blair, Johnathan Prescott, TJ, Jacques Chirac, Colin (pron. Wan-ker) Powell.

Wanker for Agriculture: Paul Robinson
Wanker for the Arts: Simon Toyne
Wanker for Children and Youth: The Rt. Revd. Dr. Peter Hollingsworth
Wanker for Education: Charles Clarke, Dr. Anthony Dempsey
Wanker for Foreign Affairs: Sir Richard Dearlove, Colin (pron. Wan-ker) Powell, Boris Yeltsin
Wanker for the Media: Sean Combs (P Diddy), Jennifer Lopez, Sir Richard Branson
Wanker for Science: Sasha Baron-Cohen (Ali G)
Wanker for Transport: Jim D. Bus-Driver.

Lord Chief Wanker (head of the Supreme Judiciary): Lord Irvine of Lairg [headhunted by the Board]
First Secretary of the Wanker Party (assists the First Wanker): Alastair Campbell
Second Secretary of the Wanker Party (assists the Second Wanker):Alastair Campbell
Parliamentary President of the Wanker Party: HRH Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

The following Wankers have no nominations. Please nominate any suitable candidates.

Wanker for Communications and IT
Wanker for Defence
Wanker for Employment
Wanker for the Environment
Wanker for Finance
Wanker for Health
Wanker for Home Affairs
Wanker for Industry
Wanker for Justice and Equality
Wanker for Science
Wanker for Sport
Wanker for Tourism
Wanker for Trade

Chancellor for the Wankabank Federal Reserve

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The Management of PigBay™ would like to apologise to John Howard, Australian Prime Minister, who was mistakenly identified as HM Governor-General of Australia, a nominee for a Wanker position, in early versions of this page.